Subject: Japan Trip 2010: Let me tell you my adventures
Arrived at the airport to find no lineup for check-in, and were through in about 90 seconds. At domestic security I overheard one security guy say 'kaboom' and I asked him why he could say it, but I couldn't. He assured me that I could say it if I wanted to, but that I should get it out of my system - quietly - before reaching the secure area. He said the only kind they allowed there was the flatulent kind.
International security confiscated my toothpaste. It was the last 25% of a 175ml tube, and the limit is 100ml. Certainly I had about 50ml left, right? No luck, they go by what's written on the tube. I wonder what would happen if it was empty, would they take it still? I squirted some on my brush and went through immigration with my toothbrush in one hand and passport in the other. No one asked me why.
And I need to send Apple a thank-you letter. Last night we packed and prepped with music from the iPhone blasting through the stereo. This afternoon, with earphones in and iPhone ready, there was no music on the fucking thing. Very impressed. That's the sort of security that wins repeat customers and friends. The iPhone happily assured me that, if I were within range of the internets, I could buy some more.
Our flight was largely empty. We both had four seats to ourselves, and we napped and ate our picnic lunch (no free meal on JetStar) and watched TopGear on the iphone, the only content to survive iTunes last capricious syncing.
When we arrived, our tiny band of fellow travellers (I reckon the plane was about 15% full, if that. Every single person on that plane had a row to themselves) whisked through immigration, and our bag was already on the belt when we got there.
The new Skyliner to Ueno is great, doesn't smell like moist anymore, and takes only 40 minutes to reach the heart of Tokyo. 40 minutes more on an express to Kuki, and we're home. Some crazy old man accosted us outside seven eleven (Heretoforafter referred to as Sev) and wanted to tell us all about his daughter studying in New York. Nice guy, but we're busy man!
Very tired by the time we got home. Had just enough time to say hi to Zumi's mom, check out my server (dead PSU) and make the bed. Crashed hard, slept like a stone.
International security confiscated my toothpaste. It was the last 25% of a 175ml tube, and the limit is 100ml. Certainly I had about 50ml left, right? No luck, they go by what's written on the tube. I wonder what would happen if it was empty, would they take it still? I squirted some on my brush and went through immigration with my toothbrush in one hand and passport in the other. No one asked me why.
And I need to send Apple a thank-you letter. Last night we packed and prepped with music from the iPhone blasting through the stereo. This afternoon, with earphones in and iPhone ready, there was no music on the fucking thing. Very impressed. That's the sort of security that wins repeat customers and friends. The iPhone happily assured me that, if I were within range of the internets, I could buy some more.
Our flight was largely empty. We both had four seats to ourselves, and we napped and ate our picnic lunch (no free meal on JetStar) and watched TopGear on the iphone, the only content to survive iTunes last capricious syncing.
When we arrived, our tiny band of fellow travellers (I reckon the plane was about 15% full, if that. Every single person on that plane had a row to themselves) whisked through immigration, and our bag was already on the belt when we got there.
The new Skyliner to Ueno is great, doesn't smell like moist anymore, and takes only 40 minutes to reach the heart of Tokyo. 40 minutes more on an express to Kuki, and we're home. Some crazy old man accosted us outside seven eleven (Heretoforafter referred to as Sev) and wanted to tell us all about his daughter studying in New York. Nice guy, but we're busy man!
Very tired by the time we got home. Had just enough time to say hi to Zumi's mom, check out my server (dead PSU) and make the bed. Crashed hard, slept like a stone.
BLEARGH




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