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Subject: So I'm shooting these girls, right?
So I was shooting some girls as they were assembling for a formal (prom) night.  They looked stunning, and we're carrying on and posing and taking shots of them standing alone and together, by the river, by a tree, etc.

One girl's sitting on the sidewalk, her dress spread around her, and I lean over her with the camera and say "I'll take a face shot next, but first, the cleavage shot."  Her mother, standing nearby says "And that's a lot of cleavage!" and everyone laughed.  The girl pulls her dress up a little, and says "OK, but no nipple!"

I replied "Are you sure?  I give discounts for nipple shots."

She looks straight at me and says "Oh really...?"

And behind me I hear her father say gruffly "Not until you're eighteen!"

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I really can't believe I get away with some of this stuff.  =D
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This post was edited on 2010-05-28, 19:22 by NFG.
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You're an artistic-minded photographer who's not reduced to a dribbling mess around young, attractive women. Obviously, that father thinks you're going home to a beautiful man whose real career supports your creativity. :)
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AHhahahahahaha...

Damn you.  =D
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So show us the damn cleavage already.
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