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Subject: Australia Blows!
Customs will now be asking people arriving in Australia if they're carrying pornography, in addition to weapons and drugs ('cause they're equally dangerous in Australia). Every day a kid is blown away, snorts blow, or downloads a blowjob. It's a fucking epidemic.
Any traveller who says yes will have their porn viewed to see if it's legal. If you're not entirely cool with customs agents watching your porn in the customs lineup, they'll happily take you to a private screening room and do it there. No doubt with agents holding pillows over their laps.
I wanna know: what happens if you've got illegal porn and the agent gets a stiffy? Does he get arrested too? My guess is you get arrested twice, for corrupting them.
What if you bring a lot? Will they watch it all? Will they skim through it or watch every scene? If you bring a harddrive with 300 vids on it, what will they do then? What if there's five thousand PDF'd porn mags on there?
Brought to my attention by the completely legitimate Australian Sex Party.
Customs Agent: Are you carring any guns, drugs or porn?
Traveller: No, no, and hell yeah.
Customs Agent: Can I see your porn sir? Lemme see aaalll of it. Take it out slowly... Aww yeah. Now play it for me. Not too fast, play it softly... Oh, show me that bit again... Oh, this is some nice shit you got here.
Any traveller who says yes will have their porn viewed to see if it's legal. If you're not entirely cool with customs agents watching your porn in the customs lineup, they'll happily take you to a private screening room and do it there. No doubt with agents holding pillows over their laps.
I wanna know: what happens if you've got illegal porn and the agent gets a stiffy? Does he get arrested too? My guess is you get arrested twice, for corrupting them.
What if you bring a lot? Will they watch it all? Will they skim through it or watch every scene? If you bring a harddrive with 300 vids on it, what will they do then? What if there's five thousand PDF'd porn mags on there?
"If you and your partner have filmed or photographed yourselves making love in an exotic destination or even taking a bath, you will have to answer ‘Yes’ to the question or you will be breaking the law”, she said. Travellers must now also declare perfectly legal materials such as Category 1 and 2 Restricted magazines, X18+ films and quite probably a large section of R18+ films which have explicit sex in them."
Brought to my attention by the completely legitimate Australian Sex Party.
Customs Agent: Are you carring any guns, drugs or porn?
Traveller: No, no, and hell yeah.
Customs Agent: Can I see your porn sir? Lemme see aaalll of it. Take it out slowly... Aww yeah. Now play it for me. Not too fast, play it softly... Oh, show me that bit again... Oh, this is some nice shit you got here.
BLEARGH
This post was edited on 2010-05-20, 16:01 by 