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(Administrator) 2011-12-12, 23:02 #91

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JayJay's locked out again. He's begging dad to be let in, but dad, as usual, is a stubborn man. "Nope, fuck off cunt. You're not going to go to sleep, you can get fuck off. Get the fuck out of ma yard" and so on.

"Daaaad... I don't want to go to bed."

"Fuck off then."

"Daaaad, just open the fucking door!"

Later:

"Get fucking goin' JayJay!"

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(Administrator) 2011-12-16, 19:50 #92

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Is it a full moon?

The neighbors are absolutely out of their minds tonight. The woman was outside yelling at people with a voice at once so high pitched and guttural that I couldn't tell if she was actually using words or just making sounds.

Currently dad is singing at the top of his lungs, perhaps to a song? I hear bass... But he's just screaming, and every once in a while the whole family pauses to go whoop whoop!

There's a lot of laughter and a lot of screaming and a lot of whoop whoop but honestly I can't tell if they're having a dance party or killing each other.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-21, 22:24 #93

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I just heard a loud thud from next door, and JayJay screams "Fucking Dylan just knocked the TV over!"

For a while there's only kids yelling, the adults strangely silent.

Then dad bellows at JayJay, kicks him out again, "Get out of my house cunt!" and JayJay yells "I didn't do anything! What the fuuuuck!?"

There's a very small child over there that screams 'cunt!' in a high pitched voice a lot. It's sort of cute in a terrible way.

JayJay and dad are arguing the merits of the case. JayJay is pretty serious about denying culpability, and dad's making a very eloquent case for JayJay's guilt.

And by eloquent I mean he swears a lot.

...I didn't know they had a TV. Based on what I can see when I walk by their house at night, it'd be the only thing they own. The walls are bare and there are no curtains. To be quite honest, I'm surprised there are still walls.

Well, I guess they don't have a TV any more... But all is not lost! I think the walls remain.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-22, 21:21 #94

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They've picked up a large punching bag, hung it in the car port, and are gleefully taking turns beating the shit out of something that isn't themselves.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-24, 14:46 #95

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Dad's out there yelling "You sick fuck!"

JayJay replies "I didn't do anything!"

Dad says "You sick little bastard."

JayJay says "It was Dylan dad, trust me!"

It loops a few times before the shrill harpy inside yells "Come on, stop it!"

'cause, you know, it's xmas n shit.

A few moments later JayJay's outside breathlessly beating the shit out of the new punching bag, while dad and the harpy exchange kind xmas wishes inside.

The punching bag gets a lot of use. I reckon it's only a matter of time until JayJay can knock dad's car out of the carport and into the street with one punch, and dad will knock JayJay fifty feet into the hill across the way.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-24, 19:45 #96

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Dad's out back building a swing set for the kids. He's cursing up a storm, literally. Soon after he got started, it dumped down rain, improving his mood noticably.

An hour later, in the pitch dark, he's still beavering away.

Quote by dad:
I'm getting so sick of these cunts, ay. <something> is coming, JayJay. It's fucking coming, one of these days. You'll get yours, brotha. It's coming, ay.

Peace on earth, ya caaants.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-25, 13:20 #97

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The whole family's out there, stereo cranked, yelling and carrying on like lunatics. When they're not swearing at each other they'll every once in a while burst into song, alone or in groups.

They're not especially keen on accuracy, in either tempo or pitch.

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(Administrator) 2011-12-27, 17:58 #98

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After some indiscriminate screaming next door, dad bellows

You know what, cockhead? Go find your mother and ask her. Go find her, and see if she knows the password. Fuck off, cockhead. Fuck off, cockhead.

Then he stormed around the back yard going Argh, I'm fucking sick of this shit! These cunts are going to bed early tonight! Fucking animals! Go awaaaay!

It's a funny, funny thing to watch a grown man stomp around the back yard and rave to himself like this.

Then there was a lot more screaming I couldn't quite make out.

Dad doesn't just yell, he snarls out the words.

Quote by Dad:
Fuck I'm sick of all of yas, ay? Why don't you just fuck off!?

<something something> fucking fat cunt!

Get out of my fucking face.

Xmas cheer lasted a long time next door.

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(Administrator) 2012-01-06, 20:40 #99

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Some escalating lunacy next door. Some woman I've never heard before started off a little loud and got louder, and dad got louder right along with her. Shortly afterwards the kids started chiming in, the dog started barking...

Each of these lines was interrupted by dad yelling "Yeah, whatever. Fuck you. Fucking cunt, fuck you!" and similar.

Quote by woman:
Go ahead, call the police ya fucking cunt!

'cause I want my phone you fucking mother fucking dog.

No wonder Samantha fucked around on you.

You're nothing but white trash mother fucker, Jason!

And then it got weirder...

Quote by woman:
Your brother's a poofta! He's nothing but a poofta! He's got dildos up his ass, he's a poofta!

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(Administrator) 2012-01-10, 22:00 #100

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Someone's really wound JayJay up tonight. He's been screaming in ten or fifteen minute stretches for more than two hours. He'll take brief breaks then just start wailing about the extreme inequities in his life.

For ten minutes he just screamed "Fuck off! Fuck off!" to a disinterested household, until suddenly an infant is wailing and RayRay starts bellowing and Aunt Nutjob starts freaking out and then the dog starts barking...

And then it's quiet for ten minutes.

Then JayJay, under some sort of silent assault from his sibling, I think, starts screaming and throwing things and calling out "Get off! Get off it!" and RayRay yells something and JayJay calls her a fucking slut...

And then Aunt Nutjob starts going apeshit and goes, within a handful of seconds, from shrill to screeching to incoherent to a sudden silence as she runs out of words and, I'm pretty sure, she just strokes out.

The last thing I heard her say was "I fucking hate it here ay."

And then five more minutes of silence...

Aunt Nutjob keeps erupting into the scene like a venomous volcano, slinging her incredibly abrasive voice around like harpy talons. She just brought JayJay to tears after accusing him of being the sole instigator of trouble in the household. JayJay was calling out "I want my dad, I want to talk to my dad <sob><sob>".

I used to think he was, but I'm increasingly of the opinion that he's the focus of everyone else's misanthropy.

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This post was edited on 2012-01-10, 22:11 by NFG.

(Administrator) 2012-01-11, 21:31 #101

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More mayhem next door.

Near as I can tell, RayRay screamed at JayJay who immediately burst into tears and slammed the door. It seems like she told him to do something, then yelled at him and he just cracked when he thought he was doing the right thing.

Dad got involved pretty quick and started bellowing for JayJay to go to bed, and this time it's "Rachael get out of my house!" over and over.

Quote by Dad:
Why the fuck am I taking this?

Quote by Dad (to JayJay):
Go to bed you fuckhead!

Quote by Dad (to RayRay):
The biggest bitch I ever fuckin' met!

I wonder where they go when dad gives 'em the boot?

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(Administrator) 2012-01-15, 11:05 #102

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JayJay was kicked out of the house again this morning, wearing nought but a towel. I saw dad come out and grab a mop and bucket from the back yard, I can only assume somehow JayJay made a big wet mess while showering or something.

Anyway, dad was quite certain to let JayJay know he wasn't welcome back in the house today.

"Fuck off, ya fucking cockhead wanker. Fucking poof. Fuck off!"

JayJay was taking this way better than I expected he would, and after some faux tears and begging he sat in the carport and hassled dad for some clothes.

"Dad! I need some clothes! Dad! I can't just go around naked!"

Dad, as is usual, was utterly against compromise. "I don't give a shit! Fucking walk around naked, I don't care! You're not coming back in my house, fuck off!"

"Cloooooooothes!" JayJay moaned. "Cloooooooothes! Cloooooothes!" Like some sort of mournful ghost.

Ten minutes later he's still clutching his towel in the carport, trying to find a way to sneak back in.

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(Administrator) 2012-01-26, 22:21 #103

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Dad's outside in the yard muttering to himself. "Fuck this house. All I do is look after the kids. Fucking do laundy, fucking wash dishes... It's too much for me ay!"

And he's talking back to someone in the house. "You fucking gone yet? Ay? You fucking gone yet? Probably in a fucking gutter somewhere, ay."

A few minutes later JayJay's voice, a few octaves higher than usual, shouting "What the fuck, Dylan! What the fuck man? What the fuck! What the fuuuuuck!? I didn't do it dad, I didn't do anything! What the fuck? Oooh what the fuck!?"

Dad: "Still goin', still goin', you're still goin'. Fuckin' still goin'! Still goin'. You're fucked in the head, ay."

A minute or so of silence, then dad just screams out "GOOOO TOOO BEEED CUUUUUNT!!!"

So, it's all as normal over there. =D

A few minutes later dad's asking JayJay "When are you gonna shut up?"

JayJay responds "I diiiid..."

"When are you gonna shut up?"

"I did, dad!"

"Shut up!"

"I did!"

"Go to sleep!"

I half expected him to say he already was. =D

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2012-01-26, 23:41 #104

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This last post interests me from an anthropologically linguistic standpoint. I remember being in elementary education and having a classmate who was particularly isolated for cultural reasons. Between financial concerns and fringe religious beliefs, he had multiple minority group identities that caused him no end of friction with peers and authority. One day, the teacher confronted him about his lack of homework, to which his reply was 'I did it tomorrow.' It was obvious to me from having had conversations with the kid that his intent was to communicate that he intended to do his homework later, but the misuse of the past tense only confused and angered the teacher.

So. When dad asks JayJay to 'shut up' when JayJay is not speaking, does he actually mean something else? Given that dad is posing an interrogative that requires a response, I take it to mean that he actually wants JayJay to recant or take back something he said in the past, as opposed to wanting him to stop speaking altogether.

(Administrator) 2012-01-27, 07:09 #105

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Yeah, the impression I got was that JayJay was being hassled for something he had done right, and was trying to dodge blame for being noisy earlier, while dad was basically shit-stirring, and mixing up the noise before and the fact he wasn't shutting up now.

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