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Subject: Boobs in Video Games
To hear some people talk about it, video games are a haven of debauchery, pornography and violence run rampant.  The truth is sex in games, mainstream games at least, is really impossibly rare.  I went looking, and even starting with old, well-known cases of titillation, there just wasn't much to be found.

I had originally planned to do a boob-a-day feature, except that I couldn't get enough content for a full year...  So I thought about a weekly boob, and still couldn't fill a whole year.

In this thread, I'll list the boobs I did find.  There's not much, but it's quality.  =)

Special thanks to Crono, who has the rather admirable ability to find boobs as if he were a bloodhound on the scent of dinner.  =)

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/1-StormLord2g.gif] [Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/1-StormLord2.gif]
Stormlord - Sega Genesis & Amiga

Stormlord was an Amiga game ported to Sega's Genesis, but Sega's rules saw the background fairies censored a little bit.  The title page was similarly changed to protect young eyes (And no doubt to keep Sega out of court and on Walmart's shelves).

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/001-StormLord.png]
Stormlord - Amiga

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/001-StormLord2.png]
Stormlord - Sega Genesis
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Subject: Rings of Power - Genesis
Back in the 16-bit days every game for release on a console had to pass a stringent quality inspection. Everything was scrutinized before being allowed to enter production, presumably to prevent things just like this. Naughty Dog was a developer that managed to sneak a topless chick past Sega's quality control team. The MegaDrive / Genesis game Rings of Power would, if you punched in a code during the startup logo, show the Naughty Dog girl without her shirt.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/010-NaughtyDog.png]
Rings of Power - Genesis
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Subject: Samurai Shodown 3
SNK's Samurai Shodown series was always a graphical stunner, but with #3 they really pulled out the stops.  The character Kubikiri Basara had a tragic backstory, and was haunted - even after a win - by the beautiful but ghostly image of his dead wife.

And, occasionally, she was naked. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/016-Basara.png]
Samurai Shodown 3 - Neo Geo

I mentioned the tragedy of Kubikiri Basara before.
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Subject: Castlevania: Lots of boobs here
There are a lot of boobs in Castlevania games.  Right from the early days too: the Haunted Castle arcade game had some nipples in it:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/026-HauntedCastle.png]

It was a trend that continued throughout the series, though in some cases you'd have to be peering pretty close to notice it.  Here's another Castlevania harpy, though I have forgotten which game I found it in:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/035-CV-harpy.png]

Sometimes they were very small, like this Venus Weed.  This one's from Symphony of the Night too, but there were many appearances throughout the series:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/021-CVBlueVenusWeed.png]

Here's one from the PC Engine classic Dracula X: Rondo of Blood:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/PCERondoOfBlood.png]

Konami liked their statues.  You can get away with a lot when your mammaries are petrified, it seems. 

I ask you, seriously, what's going on with this one from the arcade game?

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/CV-statue.png]

And for the ultimate fan service, this shot of the succubus from Symphony of the Night is hard to beat:

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/040-CVSuccubus.jpg]
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I found some blue boobs over on Bogleech's Video Game Bestiary.  I dunno how I missed these Nastar pixel mammaries in my previous searches.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/046-Nastar.png]
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Subject: Allumer's Blandia
Blandia is an arcade game you've never heard of, made by Allumer, a company you've never heard of.  If it didn't have boobs on the title screen, I'd likely have never mentioned it.

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/002-Blandia.png]
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Subject: Atlus' Groove on Fight
It's not quite full-on boobage, but there's a little bit of underboob in Groove on Fight from Atlus. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/006-GrooveOnFight.png]

That's Solis R8000, she's from the future or something whatever who cares?  This is a rare instance of an almost-mainstream game company (Atlus) putting nipples in a game.  Well, areolae at least. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/006-GrooveOnFight-2.png]

That just doesn't happen very often.  Sideboob, underboob, smooth-boob, sure.  But with points on 'em?  Very unusual.
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Subject: Psikyo's Gunbird
This is Yuan Nang from Gunbird, seen here in the opening animation.  The original is quite a bit better animated than my half-ass animation shown here. 

[Image: http://nfggames.com/games/52boobs/007-Gunbird.gif]

It's not unusual to see a little boobwobble in games.  The original was quite a bit less blatant than this, but when it comes to this sort of thing we might as well get straight to the point, right?  So, I disclaim: this image has been edited, removed from its context, and is now fairly puerile.
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